Why can’t i have night owl drug dealers like me? Its 10:30 at night and both my dudes are sleeping. #Comeonman

Yo momma so stupid she thought misogynists be handing out back rubs

thefirethatpropelledittome:

iguanamouth:

whoops

Why did the final countdown start playing out of nowhere

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teamrocketing:

my last words will probably be sarcastic

'Dying? Oh no not at all, I'm totally fiiiiine' croaks immediately

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melonfucker4:

onlyfoolsandvikings:

onlyfoolsandvikings:

onlyfoolsandvikings:

don’t wear your leather jacket on hot days you could get heat stroke

remember, being punk is only fun when you’re alive

Always wear two pairs of socks under your big leather boots, there is nothing punk about getting blisters

not everyone wants to rock out as hardcore as you, always ask what other people are comfortable with, its very punk to ask how people are feeling

Punk responsibly.

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delamind:

imsoshive:

4gifs:

Shark display prank. [video]


hell no

Lmaoooo

delamind:

imsoshive:

4gifs:

Shark display prank. [video]

hell no

Lmaoooo

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

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dudewheresmypie:

flustered-fallen-angel:

doctorwholock-fallen-angel:

So, my sister is having surgery today, and as I’m pacing through the hallway, I find this.

what

Okay but…what?

The winchesters are hidden amongst the world

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